How’s this for an early Christmas present: “The One Percent” has shattered the agency holding company business model, liberating hundreds of thousands from the shackles of tyranny and oppression and undoing decades of corporate consolidation with a single comment on AgencySpy.

No word yet on the identity of this anonymous hero, but we suspect he will soon step out of the shadows to lead us forth from the smoldering ruins of the holding conglomerates to a “better way.”

Martin Sorrell, John Wren, Michael Roth nor Maurice Lévy could be reached for comment as they are all currently being held in dank dungeons awaiting execution by guillotine.