Shots fired! Afraid there’s no good tidings to report here, folks. Looks like commenter, “Frankie says die”, has some stuff to say about the star of Apple’s new holiday ad. According to the statement made on AgencySpy today, if you think said spot is sweet or well-executed, you’re actually just a damaged human being suffering from a “tiny, stunted emotional range.” Why? Because that teenager is not kindhearted, creative, or, as the spot’s title suggests, misunderstood. No — he’s a “little freak.”

Me-ow.

But bonus points for using “ennui” in a comment on AgencySpy.