File this one under “unconfirmed rumor” at this point, but barely a month after parting ways with Crispin Porter + Bogusky, Rob Reilly, who last served as partner/worldwide chief creative officer at said agency, has moved over to McCann Worldgroup, where, according to anonymous commenter “alphie,” he will receive a paycheck for services rendered.

You may remember Reilly, who previously spent a decade receiving paychecks at CP+B, from his long career of performing job duties in exchange for monetary compensation.

Probably safe to say nobody saw this one coming: Commenter “AnonymousMe” has changed his mind about the new W+K TurboTax spot after actually watching it.

No official word yet from AnonymousMe, but it seems reasonable to expect a reconsidered opinion of this 2014 World Cup spot as well, which, as I’m sure we all remember, AnonymousMe was not exactly a fan of, either.

Shots fired! Afraid there’s no good tidings to report here, folks. Looks like commenter, “Frankie says die”, has some stuff to say about the star of Apple’s new holiday ad. According to the statement made on AgencySpy today, if you think said spot is sweet or well-executed, you’re actually just a damaged human being suffering from a “tiny, stunted emotional range.” Why? Because that teenager is not kindhearted, creative, or, as the spot’s title suggests, misunderstood. No — he’s a “little freak.”

Me-ow.

But bonus points for using “ennui” in a comment on AgencySpy.

How’s this for an early Christmas present: “The One Percent” has shattered the agency holding company business model, liberating hundreds of thousands from the shackles of tyranny and oppression and undoing decades of corporate consolidation with a single comment on AgencySpy.

No word yet on the identity of this anonymous hero, but we suspect he will soon step out of the shadows to lead us forth from the smoldering ruins of the holding conglomerates to a “better way.”

Martin Sorrell, John Wren, Michael Roth nor Maurice Lévy could be reached for comment as they are all currently being held in dank dungeons awaiting execution by guillotine.

Folks on the Spy line tipped us off to this one earlier. In an unexpected move, “Steve” pretty much schooled author Kiran Aditham’s diction today. Steve declined to comment on the layoffs at Deutsch, however.

While the comment managed to attract a healthy four up-votes, Steve failed to surpass the popularity of St. Dick’s comment, “Happy Holidays, Deutschbags.” We could not reach out to Steve for further comment as his username is unregistered.