Old Schooler, an industry insider from the “old school” who should clearly be listened to and taken very seriously, ruthlessly took down every employee who has worked at Boulder-based agency Crispin Porter + Bogusky for the past 8 years with a brutal post in the AgencySpy comments section yesterday.
CP+B employees in LA, Boulder and Miami have responded by quitting the business forever and moving back in with their parents to consider their next move.
Leopard Skin Pillbox Pants Accuses VB&P of Doing Bath Salts
In a move that stunned the AgencySpy comments section today, commenter Leopard Skin Pillbox Pants accused the team responsible for SF agency Venables Bell & Partners’ latest spot, “Beth vs. @simply_the_beth,” of doing bath salts.
You may remember Leopard Skin Pillbox Pants from something, but we don’t. Bath salts made headlines most recently in 2012 after a guy in Miami ate a guy’s face.
We Hear: “Hater Translator” Schtick Getting Old?
We’re receiving word from the tipsters that gimmicky commenter Hater Translator’s schtick is getting old.
Hater Translator is best known for responding to other commenters with the opposite of what they’ve just said — you may remember his “top notch execution” comment on AgencySpy’s post for Leo Burnett’s “Fat Talk” and “Every Nike spot is beginning to love like something they did yay-saying apple picking!” from Nike’s “Winning In A Winter Wonderland.”
Tuesday Morning Derp
Jack Zobxio, a guest commenter on AgencySpy, has insinuated that a well known and highly accomplished Experience Designer’s new experience will be that of “being unemployed,” eviscerating this otherwise successful professional in front of tens of other commenters.
Neither the Experience Designer or Jack Zobxio were available for comment. As of press time, the comment had received one upvote and two downvotes.